Update Your Address Or Number Plaques And Impress Your Pizza Guy

Finding a home in the wilderness is easy. But finding a home within numerous other homes is a mammoth task. A pizza guy, or anybody for that matter, finds it easy to spot number plaques to reach their destination, and it is our duty to keep them clean and easily viewable for our own good.





Deep dish, thin crust, or extra anchovies sound good? If you’re like most American urban and suburban dwellers, you’re ordering pizza and having it delivered at least once a week. In fact, pizza guys might even pay more visits to consumers’ houses than their actual friends do. And we love that piping hot cheesy pie to sustain us while we watch some sporting event or our favorite flick so much that it’s trendy to impress the delivery guy with updated number plaques to help them find us. Fancy scrolling wrought iron numbers, vintage ceramic, or even modern lighted numbers will all help our pizza buddies locate our homes or apartments, in style!



Pizza delivery guys have seen us happy; they’ve seen us sad. They’ve seen us dressed to the nines; they’ve seen us in our pajamas. And a lot of times, they’ve seen us more than a bit tipsy after a long night of pub crawling. At these late hours, sometimes they’re lucky if we slur out even the slightest "thanks," before slamming the door and digging in. Do we respect them as much as we should? Most of the time, we just grab the pizza and toss them a tip without giving them the true gratitude they deserve for finding our house in the first place during our time of need. If your address plaques are hidden beneath your overgrown shrubs, your delivery guy, even if he has GPS, should still get a high 5 for finding your front door. If you live in some apartment behind an apartment behind an apartment, they should definitely be rewarded with a hug at the very least.



If you ask the pizza guy, do you know what the best form of number plaques they’d like to see on all houses? Yep, you guessed it, the Bat Signal. Imagine the giant smiles on their faces when they come skipping up your dog-free walkway, pizza in hand, when you’ve beamed your address into the sky in true Batman style. Of course we wouldn’t need to be lighting the sky at all hours with our fancy new movie light address plaques, only during that critical 45 minutes we’re waiting for our favorite Sunday night dinner. In the meantime, before that invention hits the market, just trim your shrubs and put the dog inside. Then, patiently await the pepperoni, mushrooms, and olives to arrive to delight your senses and glorify your soul!